Neocities, however amazing it may be, does not allow the hosting
of files. This is a big issue for this download. So, I have to redirect
you to my Google Drive. As a security nut, I want you to know that Google
DOES track your activity. (Doesn't everyone?) Also, this is my personal
Google Drive. Please do not use any of this content to harass or screw
with me in any way shape or form, capische?

OK, I get it. Shut up and take me to the download.
On second thought...